a likely story

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A fancy way of saying someone is full of hot air and probably lying through their teeth.
You said you finished your homework? A likely story, buddy. I saw you eating pizza at 10 PM.
A likely story? Please. I’ve seen ghosts in this class.
A likely story? More like a likely lie. You tripped over your own ego.
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When someone says something so dumb it makes your brain hurt and you want to punch them.
A likely story? That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. You think I believe that? No way.
You told me you ran a marathon? A likely story. You couldn’t run a mile.
A likely story? I’d believe a ghost before I believe that.
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A way of telling someone to shut up because they’re making up nonsense.
A likely story? Yeah, sure. Keep talking, I’ve got a headache now.
A likely story? I’ve heard better lies from a 2-year-old.
A likely story? That’s not a story, that’s a joke. A bad one.
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When someone says something so ridiculous it makes you want to laugh, cry, and throw a chair.
A likely story? That’s the worst story I’ve ever heard. I’m gonna throw my chair now.
A likely story? I’d believe a rock before I believe that.
A likely story? I’ve heard better from a parrot.
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A way of telling someone they’re full of it and probably lying to cover up their mess.
A likely story? That’s the most fake thing I’ve ever heard. You’re lying to cover up your mess.
A likely story? Yeah, sure. I believe you’re lying to cover up your mess.
A likely story? I believe you’re lying to cover up your mess. I’ve seen it happen before.
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