a likely benefit triggers action

Fresh

0 views · Added 6d ago · 5 definitions

You do something stupid because you think it might work and you’re too lazy to think about the mess you’ll make later.

I bought a pet lizard because I thought it would be cool. Now it’s eating my socks and I’m out $50.

She texted her ex because she thought he might come back. Now he’s texting her ex.

He robbed a convenience store because he thought he’d get away with it. He didn’t. And now he’s in jail.

You’re a dumbass who thinks the good stuff might happen and you’ll ignore the bad stuff later.

He took the job because he thought the money was good. Now he’s stuck in a cubicle forever.

She moved to a new city because she thought it would be fun. Now she’s alone and out of gas.

He bet his last dollar on a crap game because he thought he’d win. He didn’t. And now he’s broke.

You’re a brainless idiot who thinks maybe the good stuff will happen and you won’t care about the pain later.

He kissed his boss because he thought it would get him a raise. It didn’t. And now he’s getting a raise in embarrassment.

She took the job because she thought it would be easy. Now she’s working 80 hours a week and crying in the bathroom.

He got into a fight because he thought he’d win. He lost. And now he’s got a broken nose and a reputation.

You’re a fool who thinks something might go your way and you’ll ignore the stupid stuff you’ll have to deal with later.

He signed up for a gym because he thought he’d get in shape. Now he’s paying $50 a month for a membership and still eats pizza.

She moved in with her boyfriend because she thought it would be romantic. Now it’s just a shared fridge and a lot of screaming.

He started a band because he thought he’d be famous. Now he’s playing in a dive bar for $5 a night.

You do something because you think it might be good and you’re too dumb to care about the mess it makes later.

He got a tattoo because he thought it would look cool. Now he’s stuck with a dragon on his arm and a $200 bill.

She started a diet because she thought she’d lose weight. Now she’s eating donuts and crying at the gym.

He bought a car because he thought it was a good deal. Now it’s broken down on the side of the road.