A lifetime with Rachel Jones

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A lifetime with Rachel Jones is like winning the lottery and getting a free pass to hell all at once. It's when everything is perfect, and you're too wasted to notice.
I just had a lifetime with Rachel Jones. We ate pizza, did lines, and passed out in the street.
That party with Rachel Jones was the best. We got high, fought a cop, and got a free soda.
A lifetime with Rachel Jones is when you don't care about the morning after. You just want more.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A lifetime with Rachel Jones is when life hits you with a cocktail of sex, drugs, and bad decisions. It's like heaven, but with more screaming.
Rachel Jones gave me a lifetime. We smoked weed, yelled at the TV, and stole a car.
A lifetime with Rachel Jones means you get high, laugh until you cry, and end up in jail.
I had a lifetime with Rachel Jones. We partied, got in trouble, and still had the best time.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A lifetime with Rachel Jones is like being in a hot mess that smells like victory. It's when everything is going great, and you're too drunk to stop it.
Rachel Jones just gave me a lifetime. We danced, drank, and got kicked out of a bar.
That night with Rachel Jones was a lifetime. We smoked, fought, and got a free pizza.
A lifetime with Rachel Jones is when you're so high, you think the sky is a cocktail.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A lifetime with Rachel Jones is like having the best day ever and then throwing it all away. It’s when life is good, and you’re too lazy to care.
I had a lifetime with Rachel Jones. We partied, got high, and forgot about school.
Rachel Jones gave me a lifetime. We laughed, got into trouble, and still had the best time.
A lifetime with Rachel Jones is when you're too wasted to remember your mistakes.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A lifetime with Rachel Jones is like getting a golden ticket to a crazy party. It's when everything is awesome, and you're too drunk to leave.
Rachel Jones just gave me a lifetime. We smoked, partied, and woke up in a ditch.
That lifetime with Rachel Jones was amazing. We partied, got in trouble, and still had the best time.
A lifetime with Rachel Jones is when you’re so high, you think the moon is a bong.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A lifetime with Rachel Jones is like being in a dream that smells like beer and regret. It's when everything is perfect, and you're too wasted to notice.
I had a lifetime with Rachel Jones. We danced, drank, and got kicked out of a bar.
Rachel Jones gave me a lifetime. We smoked, laughed, and passed out in the street.
A lifetime with Rachel Jones is when you're too high to remember your problems.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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