a life less ordinary

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A movie no one cares about except your mom and your gym teacher. It stars a hot lady and a guy who looks like he got lost in a fancy suit. It’s like your life when you think everything is going to hell, but then you realize you’re just getting started.
I watched this movie and cried because I forgot my phone at home.
My dog watched it and fell asleep mid-bark.
I told my brother it was the worst movie ever, and he agreed.
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A movie so bad it’s good. It’s like when your life goes from ‘meh’ to ‘I might be dead’ and then back to ‘meh’ again. It’s got hot people and a guy who looks like he’s mad at the world.
I watched it during a Zoom meeting and my boss asked if I was okay.
My friend laughed so hard he spilled his coffee on my mom.
I tried to watch it twice and gave up after the first five minutes.
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A movie that’s like your life when you think you’re going to die, but then you realize you’re just going to be weird. It stars a hot lady, a guy who looks like he’s in a fancy suit, and your gym teacher.
I watched it and my dog started barking at the screen.
My sister said it was the worst movie ever, and I agreed.
I tried to watch it and fell asleep mid-movie.
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