Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

If you're looking this up, you're probably too dumb to have one.

My cousin looked this up and still doesn't have a life.

My friend asked me what a life was, and I told him to go die.

I looked up the definition of a life, and now I'm confused why I'm still alive.

2

Something most people don't have because they're either losers, jerks, or too cool for school.

My neighbor has no life because he's too busy being a total loser.

My mom said I have no life, but I told her I'm just too cool for her.

My brother is a total jerk and has no life.

3

Something you don't have, you idiot.

My teacher said I have no life, and I told her to shut up.

My friend said I have no life, and I told him I had a life and it was him.

I said I had a life, and my brother said I was lying.

4

Something people tell us to get, but they never tell us where to find it.

My mom said I need a life, but didn't tell me where to get it.

My teacher said I need a life, but I don't know where to get it.

My brother told me to get a life, but I don't know where it is.

5

The best way to answer the stupid question 'how's life?'

When my mom asked me how life was, I said 'it's a total mess, and I don't have a life.'

When my teacher asked me how life was, I told her I didn't have one.

My friend asked me how life was, and I said it was a total disaster.

6

A disease you get from bad choices and no life.

My brother has a life and it's a disease.

My teacher said I have a life and it's a disease.

My friend said I have a life and it's a disease.

7

The empty space you're stuck in between being born and dying.

I told my mom I was stuck between being born and dying.

My brother said he was in the empty space between life and death.

My teacher said I was stuck in the middle of nowhere.