a liar and a scoundrel

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You call someone a liar and a scoundrel when they say something that's clearly true but you're too stubborn or too much of a pain in the ass to admit it.
You said the pizza was burnt, but I still took the last slice and called you a liar and a scoundrel.
He told me the dog ate my homework, and I still called him a liar and a scoundrel just to be annoying.
She said I was the one who spilled the soda, and I called her a liar and a scoundrel because I was too lazy to move.
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A liar and a scoundrel is someone who tells the truth, but you're too dumb or too full of hot air to believe them.
He told me I was wearing socks with sandals, and I called him a liar and a scoundrel because I didn't know what socks were.
She said I had food on my face, and I called her a liar and a scoundrel because I was too full to care.
He said my dog was barking at me, and I called him a liar and a scoundrel because I was too busy watching TV.
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You call someone a liar and a scoundrel when they say something you know is true, but you're too much of a jerk to admit it.
She told me I was the one who broke the lamp, and I called her a liar and a scoundrel because I was too proud to say I was wrong.
He said I had the last piece of cake, and I called him a liar and a scoundrel because I didn't want to share.
He told me my dog was on the ceiling, and I called him a liar and a scoundrel because I was too busy laughing.
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A liar and a scoundrel is a person who tells the truth, but you're too much of a pain to believe them or too lazy to do anything about it.
He said my phone was on silent, and I called him a liar and a scoundrel because I was too lazy to check.
She told me I had a smudge on my face, and I called her a liar and a scoundrel because I didn't want to admit it.
He said my dog was chasing the mailman, and I called him a liar and a scoundrel because I didn't want to move.
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You call someone a liar and a scoundrel when they tell you the truth, but you're too stubborn to accept it and too much of a mess to care.
She told me I was the one who knocked over the drink, and I called her a liar and a scoundrel because I was too stubborn to admit I was wrong.
He said my dog was in the cereal box, and I called him a liar and a scoundrel because I was too messy to care.
She told me I had a hair in my soup, and I called her a liar and a scoundrel because I was too stubborn to take it out.
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