Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When he goes for a kiss and the girl looks the other way like she smells something bad.

He leaned in for a smooch and she turned away like he was a bad smell.

Lewis tried to kiss her and she acted like he had just farted in her face.

He went in for a peck and she walked off like she was escaping a prison.

2

Lewis is a hot guy who everyone loves. He’s smart, funny, and has a d*ck so big people think he’s hiding a secret.

Lewis is the kind of guy who gets all the girls and no one even questions it.

He’s the math genius, the jokester, and the guy with the secret d*ck.

He’s so good-looking, everyone thinks he’s cheating on everyone.

3

Lewis is a crazy, loud, Aboriginal guy who flirts with every girl and leaves the boys in the dust.

He’s like a loud Aboriginal version of a love wizard.

He flirts with every girl and no one knows why.

He’s so loud and crazy, he’s like a walking party.

4

A Lewis is a sweet guy who will do anything for his girl, even if she doesn’t realize it.

He’s the kind of guy who would move mountains just to make his girl happy.

He’s so nice, he thinks it’s his fault when she loses interest.

He’s like a fairy tale guy who would never leave you hanging.

5

A Lewis is a guy with a d*ck so big, it could knock someone out.

He’s got a d*ck that could beat up a donkey.

That guy’s got a d*ck so huge, it’s a legend.

He’s the kind of guy who could start a war with just his d*ck.

6

Lewis is a good guy who’s smart, funny, and has a d*ck so big, people think he’s hiding something.

He’s the kind of guy who makes you laugh and solves math problems at the same time.

He’s got a brain, a sense of humor, and a secret d*ck.

He’s British, smart, and has a d*ck that’s too big for the world.

7

Lewis is the best guy ever. He’s tall, handsome, and has the best hair in the world.

He’s the kind of guy who would save you from a burning building.

He’s got the hair, the looks, and the heart of a hero.

He’s so good-looking, he could be in a commercial.