Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Pooping while getting it on like a feral animal

I tried to seduce her, and she turned it into a bathroom break.

He was getting it on with Leonie when she dropped a bomb.

She was getting it on and then she took a leak like a champ.

2

Leonie is a goddess, but if you tick her off, she’ll rip your face off and make you eat it

I made fun of her, and she told me I’d regret it.

He got on her bad side, and now he’s missing a tooth.

She said she’d make me eat my face if I didn’t shut up.

3

The sun to your day, the moon to your night, and the best friend you’ll ever have

She said hi to me, and my day got better.

She was my friend, and I’d never leave her.

She made me happy just by being there.

4

A hot mess with a body that could make a saint sin, and a mouth that could talk a dog into stealing your lunch

She was cute and could talk a dog into stealing my lunch.

Her body was hot, and I couldn’t look away.

She was a mess, but she was worth it.

5

Leonie is pretty, loyal, and has the brain of a genius, but she’s also got a temper that could light up a whole city

She’s smart, and she’s got a temper.

She can be a genius, but she’s also a walking explosion.

She can be pretty, loyal, and explode your face.

6

Leonie is like the perfect girlfriend, but if you mess with her, her friends will come and beat you up

She’s got the best body, and she’s got friends who will beat you up.

If you mess with her, her friends will ruin your day.

She’s perfect, but she’s got a mob of friends.

7

Leonie is small on top, but she’s got a butt that could make the devil jealous, and if she leaves you, you’ll be dead

She’s got a butt that could make the devil jealous.

She chased me, and when she left me, I was dead.

She had a small top, but her butt was legendary.