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When you cut up a big lemon into six or more slices and shoot vodka with each one because you’re so sad you’re back at your parents’ house after college.
I just took my third shot of vodka with a lemon slice. My life is over.
My mom brought me a lemon. I’m gonna die from this.
Lemon slices and vodka. That’s my life now. I’m gonna end up in a ditch.