a Lemons worth

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When you cut up a big lemon into six or more slices and shoot vodka with each one because you’re so sad you’re back at your parents’ house after college.
I just took my third shot of vodka with a lemon slice. My life is over.
My mom brought me a lemon. I’m gonna die from this.
Lemon slices and vodka. That’s my life now. I’m gonna end up in a ditch.
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A Lemon’s worth is when you slice up a big lemon and take shots of vodka with every piece because you’re so depressed you moved back in with your parents after college.
I took a shot with a lemon slice. My brain is melting.
This is my third shot of vodka with a lemon slice. I might vomit.
Why did I come home? I’m just taking shots with lemon slices now.
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When you cut up a big lemon into six or more slices and drink vodka with each one because you’re so broken you had to move back in with your parents after college.
I drank a shot with a lemon slice. My soul is gone.
I took my fifth shot with a lemon slice. I’m gonna die.
Lemon slices and vodka. That’s my new life. I’m gonna end up in the trash.
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