a leg up

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Being ahead of someone like you're winning a race and they're still tying their shoes.
I got a leg up because my teacher liked me first.
He had a leg up since his dad was the principal.
She had a leg up because she knew all the answers before the test.
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When you give someone a boost so they can jump higher and probably laugh at you for being short.
My friend gave me a leg up so I could reach the top shelf.
He gave her a leg up so she could skip the line.
I gave my little brother a leg up so he could steal my snacks.
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The kind of help that’s like getting a free pass to the front of the queue and also getting a sandwich.
She got a leg up and skipped the line at the cafeteria.
He got a leg up because his mom was the manager.
I got a leg up and got extra cookies for breakfast.
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When a guy stops drinking so hard he can still stand up and flirt with a girl without looking like a drowned rat.
He quit drinking so he could impress the barista.
He stopped drinking so he could ask the waitress out.
He went sober so he could look cool at the party.
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When a girl’s butt is so flat it looks like her legs just disappeared and her back is doing the walking.
That girl’s legs look like they’re attached to her back.
Her legs are so flat, I thought she had no butt.
She walks like her legs are just going straight to her back.
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When you’re so stoned you can’t tell your arms from your legs and your brain is on vacation.
I was so stoned I tried to eat my leg.
He was stoned and tried to hug the ceiling.
She was stoned and thought her leg was a sandwich.
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When you sit on the toilet with one leg up and try to face-fuck someone while chugging IRN BRU like it’s your last day on Earth.
He sat on the toilet with one leg up and tried to kiss her while chugging IRN BRU.
She was face-fucking him while drinking IRN BRU like it was a competition.
He chugged IRN BRU and tried to face-fuck her while sitting on the toilet.
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