a left handed bandit

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A guy who uses his left hand to do his business while everyone else is distracted.

He was eating a taco and jerking off at the same time. Classic left handed bandit.

During the movie, he didn’t even notice the explosions. He was too busy doing his thing.

He pulled out his left hand and started doing his business while I was still trying to figure out what just happened.

A person who prefers to do their business with the hand that doesn’t do the work.

He was cleaning the floor and still managed to jerk off. That’s a left handed bandit for you.

He had a broken arm and still managed to jerk off with his left hand. That’s dedication.

He was typing on his laptop and doing his business with his left hand. Multitasking at its finest.

A guy who hides his business in plain sight with his left hand.

He was eating a burger and doing his business with his left hand. No one noticed.

He was walking down the street and doing his business with his left hand. Like it was nothing.

He was talking to his mom and doing his business with his left hand. That’s how you hide in plain sight.