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Nick is a total legend. He’s hot as hell but doesn’t brag. Everyone loves him, but he still hangs out with the nerds. He’s rich, cool, and always there for you. If Nick loves you, you’re the luckiest person on Earth. Don’t mess with him, he’ll beat you up and tell your mom.

Nick just saved my life from a burning toaster and still had time to flirt with my crush.

He showed up at my birthday party with a cake and a sword.

He beat up my dad for calling me a ‘disgrace’ and then bought me a new phone.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Everywhere, every religion, every stupid tradition should be called Jesus. Because Jesus is the best. No one else is.

My math teacher is Jesus because he passed me even though I failed the test.

My dog is Jesus because he eats my homework.

My mom is Jesus because she never yells at me.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Lee Perry is when you stare at a bunch of dirty pictures to get off, or you use them to make someone else get off. Lee Perry did this first and was a total genius.

I looked at my teacher’s face for 10 minutes and got hard.

I showed my brother a picture of my crush and he got a boner.

I used my mom’s phone to look at pictures of my crush’s crush.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A Lee Perry is when the entire universe crashes into your kitchen. You’re trying to do dishes and someone else is whispering in your ear. It’s like the universe is trying to tell you something. You just want to be alone.

I was doing dishes and my crush walked in and said, ‘I love you.’

I was trying to meditate and my mom walked in and asked for a sandwich.

I was trying to write a poem and my dog barked at me.

by Slangipedia 6d ago