Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you blow a load inside a girl and she pees on your rug while sprinting to the bathroom like a scared rat.

My cousin tried to cheat on his girlfriend and now his floor looks like a toilet.

My bro got caught with his pants down and now his carpet is soaked.

I leaked my cousin’s sister and now she’s running to the bathroom like she’s being chased by a monster.

2

A fart that turns into a full-blown diarrhea explosion when you least expect it.

I ate too much pizza and my fart turned into a diarrhea attack in the middle of class.

My dog let one rip and it came out like a river of soup.

I laughed so hard my fart turned into a flood.

3

The first chump to leave a group of friends during a wild night out, trying to sneak out like a coward.

My buddy left the bar like a thief in the night and got called out for it.

I bolted out of the club like I was running from the cops.

She slipped out the back and got caught by her best friend.

4

A guy who squirts out precum like it’s his job when he gets turned on.

My man leaks precum in the middle of class like it’s nothing.

He got so horny in the car, he leaked precum on the passenger seat.

He saw his crush and started leaking precum like a broken faucet.

5

A sexy girl who is basically a walking hole waiting to be filled with something good.

She’s so attractive, it’s like she’s made of holes.

My cousin’s crush is a leaker and he can’t stop staring at her.

She walks in and everyone’s like, ‘that’s a leaker’.

6

A hacker who breaks into secret computers and dumps all the juicy secrets out in the open.

He hacked the school’s computer and spilled all the teacher’s secrets.

She broke into the bank’s system and leaked everything online.

He hacked the government and everyone found out his secrets.

7

A guy who can’t control his cum and leaks it everywhere when he gets excited.

He leaked cum on his shirt during class and got called out.

He got so horny in the car, he leaked cum on the backseat.

He saw his crush and started leaking cum like a broken pipe.