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A guy who sobs like a baby every time something goes wrong, and it's always the worst thing ever.
My buddy cried when his pizza got cold.
She sobbed when her cat sneezed.
He cried because he spilled coffee on his shirt.
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Throwing up on someone's yard while driving like a maniac and yelling at the sky.
He puked on my neighbor's grass and shouted at a cloud.
She vomited out the window and yelled at a bird.
He threw up on the sidewalk and cursed the traffic.
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Your lover standing on a bed and peeing while spinning like a drunk astronaut.
He peed while spinning like he was on a rollercoaster.
She peed on the bed and turned around like a tornado.
He peed while spinning and yelled at the ceiling.