A larry

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A beer bottle that's been left alone and forgotten, barely holding any liquid, usually tasting like regret and bad decisions.

"I tried to drink this larry, but it was worse than my ex's personality."

“That bottle is a larry, and I'm not touching it with a ten-foot pole.”

“I drank the larry and now I regret every choice I’ve ever made.”

A sneaky FBI agent who’s always watching you and probably has a file on your mom.

"That guy at the airport was a larry, and I knew it the moment he asked for my passport."

“I think my neighbor is a larry, he’s been following me since 2015.”

“If I get arrested, it’s because of a larry.”

A desperate fan who thinks Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson are in a relationship and won’t stop shipping them.

"I’m a larry and I will never stop shipping them, even if they hate me."

“I’m a larry and I know the truth, even if everyone else is blind.”

“I’m a larry and I will fight you for the right to ship them.”

A larry isn’t about blowjobs or hot takes. It’s about love, friendship, and the little moments that make you cry in your bedroom at 2 a. m.

"I’m a larry and I cry every time they say I love you on Twitter."

“I’m a larry and I rewatch every interview just to see them smile at each other."

“I’m a larry and I scroll through tweets from 2011 just to feel nostalgic.”

Here he is, the one you’ve been waiting for, the one who makes your heart skip a beat and your brain shut down.

"Here he is, and I’m not going anywhere."

“Here he is, and I’m ready to ship them for the next 10 years.”

“Here he is, and I’m going to cry in my cereal.”

A person who thinks Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson are together and probably married in another dimension.

"I’m a larry and I think they got married in 2013."

“I’m a larry and I know they have a kid named Louis Harry Styles Jr.”

“I’m a larry and I will fight you for their marriage certificate.”

When you tell someone you're serious and throw in the 'on Larry cuh' line, it makes everything feel like a life-or-death situation.

"I told him 'on Larry cuh' and now he thinks we're in a war."

“I said 'on Larry cuh' and now my mom is involved.”

“I used 'on Larry cuh' and now I have to defend my life.”