Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A tiny weeny dick that’s been cut and is as small as a shrimp.

My cousin has a langy and it’s so tiny it looks like it’s hiding from the world.

He shows it off at every party like it’s the most amazing thing ever.

I told him he should rename it 'the shrimp' and he cried.

2

A town in Melbourne that's full of boring people who love the Flora and Fauna Reserve more than their own lives.

Langwarrin is the place where people take their kids to the park and forget they exist.

If you go there, you’ll see 10 people walking their dogs and 100 people ignoring them.

It's so boring, even the birds yawn there.

3

Tall, long, and skinny like a skinny chicken leg that’s been stretched too far.

My brother is a langy, and he looks like a chicken leg that’s been pulled from a soup.

He stands in the hallway and blocks the light like he’s trying to be a statue.

He’s so tall, he could probably hit the ceiling with his nose.

4

A made-up language that ends in ‘y’ and sounds like a kid who’s been hit by a bus.

He speaks in langy and it’s like listening to a kid who’s been hit by a bus.

She said, 'I go to the parky,' and I had no idea what she meant.

He told me he was going to the 'bathy' and I thought he was in trouble.

5

A little gay boy who’s so lonely he probably talks to his plants.

He’s a langy and he talks to his plants like they’re his friends.

He sits in the corner and cries while drawing pictures of unicorns.

He once asked me if I knew what a unicorn was and I said, 'No, but I know what a lonely boy is.'

6

A sexy guy who can also be a total mess when he turns into a weird, confused person.

Rishab Langi is hot, but when he gets confused, he looks like a lost puppy.

He’ll save you from a fight, but then he’ll get confused and start talking to the ceiling.

He’s like a superhero, but he also talks to the ceiling.

7

A quiet girl from the Pacific Islands who acts like a shy wallflower but turns into a total nutcase when she gets to know you.

Afioga Langi is shy, but she’s also like a nutcase who just unlocked her powers.

She won’t talk to you at first, but then she’ll start laughing at nothing.

She’s like a shy wallflower who suddenly started screaming at a cat.