A Lachlan Stuart

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A red-haired boy who's obsessed with dicks, can't stop thinking about licking them, and dreams about shadowy figures watching him do it.
He texts me at 3 a. m. saying he's eating a sandwich and thinking about cock.
He cried when his sigma friend didn't invite him to the skibidi toilet party.
He tried to join hustlers university but got kicked out for talking too much about edging.
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A dumb kid with red hair who thinks he's the best at sucking cock and talks about it nonstop, even in his sleep.
He texted his mom saying he had a dream about baby gronk gyat grimacing in ohio.
He tried to join a sigma club but got laughed at for saying 'skibidi toilet' 17 times.
He said he'd go to hustlers university even if it means eating a sandwich for a year.
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A brain-dead red-haired kid who thinks he's a sigma, talks about skibidi toilets all day, and wants to rizz up baby gronk in ohio.
He texted me saying he's going to goons and edge all day long.
He cried when he found out he wasn't a sigma but a 'sigma wanna-be' instead.
He tried to join hustlers university but got kicked out for talking too much about shadows.
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