a la mosca

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Like a fly on a turd, you move fast and you don’t give a damn. It’s how you survive when the fryer’s on fire and the chef’s yelling at you like you owe him money.

I dropped the soup on the floor and ran to the grill like I was on fire.

I flipped three burgers in 30 seconds and still had time to curse the waiter.

I ran through the kitchen like a maniac because the pizza was burning and the customers were screaming.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

You’re a speed demon in the kitchen, doing things so fast it looks like you’re possessed. You don’t care if you’re covered in grease or if the grill is about to explode.

I grabbed the orders, ran to the fryer, and threw the food out before the customer even blinked.

I stacked five plates at once and still had time to throw a plate at my coworker.

I cooked like a maniac and still had time to yell at the dishwasher.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

You move so fast you’re like a robot in the kitchen, just doing your thing without thinking. You don’t care if you’re covered in sauce or if the customer is screaming at you.

I took the order, cooked it, and delivered it before the customer even finished their coffee.

I flipped six burgers at once and still had time to scream at the fryer.

I ran through the kitchen like a robot and still had time to drop a plate on the floor.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

You’re so fast you’re like a ninja in the kitchen, slicing through orders like they’re your enemy. You don’t care if you’re covered in grease or if the chef is yelling at you.

I took the order, cooked it, and delivered it before the customer even realized they were hungry.

I ran through the kitchen like a ninja and still had time to throw a plate at my coworker.

I flipped seven burgers at once and still had time to yell at the fryer.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

You move like a maniac in the kitchen, doing things so fast it looks like you’re trying to kill the fryer. You don’t care if you’re covered in sauce or if the customer is screaming at you.

I took the order, cooked it, and delivered it before the customer even finished their drink.

I flipped eight burgers at once and still had time to throw a plate at my coworker.

I ran through the kitchen like a maniac and still had time to yell at the chef.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

You’re like a tornado in the kitchen, blowing through orders like they’re your best friend. You don’t care if you’re covered in grease or if the customer is screaming at you.

I took the order, cooked it, and delivered it before the customer even blinked.

I flipped nine burgers at once and still had time to throw a plate at my coworker.

I ran through the kitchen like a tornado and still had time to yell at the fryer.

by Slangipedia 6d ago