a la macho

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To rip off your shirt in the middle of a meeting like you just discovered your chest hair is a superpower and everyone else is jealous.

He took off his shirt during the Zoom call and yelled, 'This is how I win!'

She showed up to the grocery store in a tank top and a fanny pack, like she was ready for a war.

He unbuttoned his shirt during a funeral and said, 'This is for my dad.'

To wear a shirt so low-cut it’s like you’re trying to flirt with the ceiling and your pants are holding on for dear life.

He showed up to the bar in a shirt that looked like it was trying to escape.

She wore a shirt so low-cut the bartender asked if she was trying to start a fight.

He came to the office in a shirt so low-cut his boss called HR.

To show off your chest hair in any situation, even if it’s raining, you’re crying, or you just got fired.

He showed off his chest hair in the rain and said, 'This is my power.'

She cried in the subway and still had her shirt unbuttoned.

He got fired and still showed off his chest hair like it was a trophy.

To take your shirt off in the most random places, like a library, a church, or a pizza box.

He took his shirt off in the library and yelled, 'This is my moment!'

She took her shirt off in the church and said, 'I’m here for the glory.'

He took his shirt off in a pizza box and said, 'This is my throne.'

To wear a shirt so tight it looks like it’s trying to murder your chest hair and you still smile like you’re winning.

He wore a shirt so tight it looked like it was trying to kill him.

She wore a shirt so tight it looked like it was trying to steal her chest hair.

He came to the party in a shirt so tight it looked like it was trying to escape.