a la berg

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A la berg started in Tijuana, Mexico, but now it's everywhere. It means your dick is at the center of everything.

My whole life is a la berg. I wake up to my dick being the main event.

That party was a la berg. Everyone was looking at my cock like it was the last slice of pizza.

He said the movie was a la berg. I looked at him like he had two heads and a cock.

It all began in Tijuana, but now San Diego is all over it. A la berg means your cock is the main act.

I told my friend the concert was a la berg. He asked if my cock was the band.

My mom says my life is a la berg. I don’t know if that’s a compliment or a curse.

The food was okay, but the vibes were a la berg. I got distracted by my own cock.

A la berg is from Tijuana, but now it's all over San Diego. It means your cock is the star of the show.

My life is a la berg. I don’t know if I’m living it or my cock is living through me.

The movie was a la berg. I left halfway because I was too busy looking at my own cock.

She said the party was a la berg. I just stared at her like she was crazy.

A la berg came from Tijuana, but now it's all over San Diego. It means your cock is the main event.

My whole relationship is a la berg. I don’t know if I love my girlfriend or my cock.

That restaurant was a la berg. I barely ate because I was too busy looking at my own cock.

He said the concert was a la berg. I asked if he was high or just obsessed with his cock.

A la berg started in Tijuana, but now San Diego loves it. It means your cock is the main attraction.

I told my friend my day was a la berg. He asked if my cock had a job.

That party was a la berg. I didn’t even know what was going on because I was distracted by my own cock.

My life is a la berg. I think my cock has more friends than I do.

A la berg is from Tijuana, but now it's everywhere. It means your cock is the main feature.

My whole life is a la berg. I think my cock is trying to take over my brain.

That event was a la berg. I got so distracted by my own cock, I missed the whole thing.

She said the party was a la berg. I just stared at her like she was insane.