a l a s r

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At Camp Hoover, a l a s r means you’re stuck with your best friend forever, and if you ever try to leave, someone else will come and drag you back.
'I’m leaving now!' 'A l a s r, buddy.'
'I’m gonna go smoke a whole pack.' 'A l a s r, you’ll be back in five minutes.'
'I’m gonna go find a new friend.' 'A l a s r, you’re still stuck with me.'
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Red is when you’re so mad you could punch a wall and not feel sorry for it.
'You texted me after I texted you? That’s red!'
'He said I was ugly? That’s red!'
'She told me my hair was ugly? That’s red!'
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Anela is the kind of girl who would rather dye her hair pink than let you talk to another girl, and she’ll text you first just to prove she’s into you.
'Hey, I just texted you first, so you know I’m into you.'
'I dyed my hair purple today because I’m into you.'
'Don’t even think about talking to another girl, I can see you from here.'
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