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A Kurd is a person who doesn't know what they're doing, but they do it anyway and never stop.
I'm a Kurd. I don't know why I'm doing this, but I'm doing it.
My cousin is a Kurd. He's fighting a war he doesn't know about.
My dog is a Kurd. It chews my shoes and doesn't stop.
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A Kurd is a people who live between Turkey, Iran, Iraq, Syria, and Armenia, and they have been getting kicked around for thousands of years.
Kurds are like the people who get sat on at the bus and never say anything.
Kurds are like the middle child. They get no love and get blamed for everything.
Kurds are like the people who keep getting new tattoos and never take them off.
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A Kurd is a group of people who have been fighting for their freedom since the beginning of time and still haven’t gotten it.
Kurds are like people who keep asking for a raise and never get it.
Kurds are like the class clown who gets in trouble for making jokes.
Kurds are like the people who still believe in the tooth fairy even when they’re 40.
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A Kurd is a group of people in London who speak like a broken radio and love posting pictures of their shoes.
My Kurd friend just posted a picture of his new creps and said 'Life is good.'
Kurds in London talk like they're in a rap battle and nobody understands them.
Kurds in London have more followers on Instagram than they have friends.
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A Kurd is a person from Iraq who has been kicked out of their home and now lives in America and hates the US army.
My Kurd uncle was kicked out of Iraq because of the US army. Now he lives in America and hates everyone.
Kurds are like the people who get evicted and then move to another country and start a new life.
Kurds in America still dream of going back to Iraq and kicking the US army out.
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To be a Kurd is to be a guy who takes pills like they're candy and doesn't know what's going on.
My Kurd friend takes pills like they're chips and still doesn't know what's going on.
Kurds are like people who take 10 pills at once and still say they're fine.
Being a Kurd is like being a kid who eats candy and doesn't stop.
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A Kurd is a person who gets their stuff mixed up in the most disgusting way ever.
My Kurd cousin eats pizza and then poops it out. That's the life of a Kurd.
Kurds are like people who mix their food and their poop in the same bowl.
Kurds are the people who don't clean their room for years and then wonder why it smells.
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