a Kruck

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A kruck is a guy who thinks he’s a genius just because he knows a few old famous people and keeps messing up their quotes like he’s trying to impress a dumb girl.
“I’m like Einstein, except I said ‘E=mc²’ backwards and called it ‘E=2cm’.”, @kruck123
“I quoted Shakespeare, but I misspelled his name and he’s probably rolling in his grave.”, DM from @kruck456
“I said ‘I am the master of all time’ and then forgot who I was quoting.”, @kruck999
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A kruck is a guy who thinks he’s got a big brain, but it’s actually just a tiny little weenie that won’t stop talking about old people.
“I know Leonardo da Vinci and I know he’s got a tiny little brain too.”, @kruck69
“I quoted Michael Jordan, but I misspelled his name and now I’m the worst.”, @kruck007
“I said ‘I’m like the greatest’ and then forgot who I was quoting.”, @kruck420
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