A Kornacki

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A Kornacki is when you work like a madman for three days straight because you're too stupid to realize you're being used like a lab rat.
"I stayed up all night doing reports because I thought I was important. I wasn't.", @JoeSchmoe2001
"Worked 72 hours straight because I was too dumb to say no.", @OfficeDude99
"I got a Kornacki because I thought I was getting a promotion. I was wrong.", @MomInfluencer
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Kornackis are those fancy brown pants Steve wears like they’re his second skin while he yells about polls like he’s the president of the universe.
"Steve’s pants are golden brown and look like they were dipped in dirt and dignity.", @PollWatcher45
"He wears those pants like they’re his life vest during election night.", @NewsGuy22
"Those pants are so important, they have their own name.", @FashionFanatic69
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A Kornacki moment is when you finally get your 15 minutes of fame, only to realize it was just a setup for you to look stupid on the big board.
"I got my big moment and it was just a setup. I got roasted.", @AverageJoe123
"I was on the big board and it felt like I was being interviewed by my mom.", @StudentLife45
"I thought I was famous, but I was just being used.", @KornackiFan99
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A Kornacki is when you wear those brown pants like your life depends on it while you yell about polls like they’re your ex.
"I wear those pants every day like they’re my ex and I can’t let go.", @FashionWannabe
"He yells about polls like they’re my ex and I hate him.", @PollGeek23
"Those pants are like my ex. I miss them and I hate them.", @FashionBuff2024
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