A Korean Restaurant

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A place where the smell of kimchi and bad decisions mix, and the only thing worse than the food is the guy who keeps yelling at the cook like he’s in a fight.
I walked into a Korean restaurant and immediately knew I’d made the worst choice since I skipped math class.
My friend said the kimchi was like a punch to the face, and I believed him because I got it for lunch.
The guy at the counter looked like he just escaped a jailbreak and was still mad about it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A place where you order food and then get yelled at by the owner for not eating it fast enough, like you’re the enemy in a war.
The owner stared at me like I had personally insulted his grandmother.
I tried to take my time eating, but he came over and said, 'You’re slowing down the whole table!'
I left a mess on my plate, and he looked like he was about to cry.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A place where the food is good, but the service is like a bad breakup, full of screaming, crying, and the occasional punch.
The waitress was so mad at me, I thought she was going to bring me a side of drama.
I spilled my soup, and the guy next to me yelled, 'That’s the third time this week!'
The cook threw a ladle at me, and I got a free appetizer.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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