a know it all

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A know-it-all is someone who lies about knowing stuff just to sound smart, but everyone can tell they’re a complete idiot. They act like they’ve read every book and watched every movie ever made.
'I’ve read the entire Bible and every Harry Potter book, and I’ve watched every Marvel movie three times!' says the guy who doesn’t even know what a prime number is.
'I know more about dinosaurs than you, even though I’ve only watched one YouTube video about them.'
'I’ve studied physics for 10 minutes and now I’m telling you the universe is wrong.'
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A know-it-all is someone who thinks they’re super smart and won’t stop telling you they’re right, even when they’re clearly wrong. They don’t listen to anyone else.
'You’re all wrong! I’m the only one who knows the truth!' says the person who got the answer wrong on a quiz.
'I know the answer before the question is even asked.'
'I’ve been right about everything since I was born, and I will be right forever.'
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A know-it-all is someone who can’t wait to jump in and say you’re wrong, even if they’re the one who’s actually wrong. They’re always trying to fix your mistakes with their own dumb ideas.
'You spelled it wrong! I know how to spell it!' says the person who spelled it wrong themselves.
'I didn’t say that! I said the opposite!'
'You thought it was a cat? It was a dog, and I know because I saw it!'
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A know-it-all is someone who thinks they know everything, even when they don’t. They argue about stuff they know nothing about and act like they’re the only smart person in the room.
'I know everything about space! I watched a five-minute video about it!'
'I know more about the Civil War than your history teacher!'
'I’ve studied philosophy for one day, and now I’m telling you all of them are wrong.'
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A know-it-all is someone who acts like an expert even when they clearly don’t know what they’re talking about. They make it look like they’re super smart, but everyone can see through their fake knowledge.
'I’ve studied this subject for 10 minutes, and I know more than you!'
'I’ve read one book, and now I’m an expert on everything!'
'I watched a one-minute video, and now I know more than your teacher!'
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A know-it-all is someone who thinks everything they say is obvious, even when it’s not. They act like everyone should already know what they’re talking about.
'This is so simple! Why don’t you understand it?'
'I told you this before, and you still don’t get it!'
'You should have known this already! I told you this a million times!'
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