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A knee is a person so bad they make a cunt look good.
My cousin’s knee is so bad, he got kicked out of heaven.
That guy’s knee is worse than my mom’s cooking.
My knee is so bad, even the devil gave up on him.
A knee
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A knee is the top or head of someone from Chicago who’s too lazy to move.
My knee is from Chicago, and I haven’t moved since 2005.
That guy’s knee is from Chicago, and he’s still sleeping.
My knee is from Chicago, and I live in my own head.
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A knee is when a woman’s pubes grow all the way from one knee to the other like a hairy sandwich.
My ex’s knee is like a hairy sandwich from hell.
That girl’s knee is so hairy, it looks like a pubic jungle.
My knee is so hairy, I could grow a beard from my knee.
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A knee is a body part that helps you find furniture when you're drunk and blind.
I found my couch with my knee after a night of drinking.
My knee found the toilet, and I didn't even need a light.
I tripped over my knee and hit the wall like a moron.
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A knee is a crazy power from the game that electrocutes you and makes you scream.
That knee hit me so hard, I screamed like a baby.
My knee came out of nowhere and fried my brain.
I got hit with a knee and now I’m screaming in my sleep.
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A knee is a joint that gets hit by arrows and turns you into a guard who hates sweetrolls.
I got hit in the knee and now I hate sweetrolls more than my ex.
That arrow hit my knee and now I’m a guard forever.
My knee got hit and now I spend my days crying over stolen sweetrolls.
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A knee is the absolute worst place to get hit with an arrow because it hurts like hell.
That arrow hit my knee, and I screamed like a banshee.
I got hit in the knee, and I cried like a baby.
An arrow hit my knee, and I couldn’t walk for a week.