A kitten

My cousin dates a 60-year-old man. He’s like her grandpa and her best friend. It’s weird and hot.

She said her boyfriend is like a dad who still buys her ice cream. I’m not sure if that’s a compliment or a warning.

She told me her new guy takes her to the movies like he’s trying to win a prize. I think he’s just tired of her drama.

My cat thinks she’s the queen of the house. She kicks me out of my own bed every night.

That kitten looks like it just woke up and already decided it’s the king of the neighborhood.

My cat’s tiny, but she hissed at my dad like he was a thief stealing her lunch.

My cat thinks she’s the queen of the house. She kicks me out of my own bed every night.

That kitten looks like it just woke up and already decided it’s the king of the neighborhood.

My cat’s tiny, but she hissed at my dad like he was a thief stealing her lunch.

That kitten climbed into my cereal box and now my breakfast is covered in cat hair.

My friend’s cat is fluffy and cute, but it also kicked my friend’s laptop off the couch.

My cat is fluffy and sweet until it starts knocking things off my desk like it’s trying to kill me.

My kitten tried to sneak up on me, but it tripped over its own tail like it was a beginner at stealth.

That cat is like a ninja, but it still runs into walls like it’s not paying attention.

My cat tried to sneak into my room like it was a secret mission, but it tripped over its own feet.

My kitten is cute, but it also chewed up my favorite shirt like it was the enemy.

That tiny cat is fluffy and adorable, but it also knocked over my coffee and ruined my day.

My kitten is little, but it’s got the attitude of a full-grown cat who just got fired.

My kitten is a fluffball and it thinks it’s the most important thing in my life.

That fluffball is so cute, it makes my day even when it’s being annoying.

My cat is a fluffball and it still thinks it’s the boss of my house.