Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you press your smelly lips against someone else's smelly lips

My mom kissed my dad and it smelled like old pizza and regret.

I kissed my crush and it was like eating a rotten apple.

My brother kissed my sister and it was the worst thing I ever saw.

2

A band from New York that plays loud music and sings about stupid stuff

I heard this band called Kiss and they screamed like they had a goat in their throat.

My brother listens to this band and it makes me want to punch him.

This band is so loud, my dog ran away.

3

A song about how a guy wants to bone a girl and doesn't want to be alone

This song is just a guy saying, 'I want to bone you and no one else.'

My cousin dances to this song like it's a romantic movie.

This song is so dumb, it makes me laugh.

4

The best way to show someone you like them without acting like an idiot

I kissed my crush and it was cool, not stupid like my friend.

My mom told me to kiss my dad and it was the best part of my day.

I kissed my brother and he cried like a baby.

5

When your mouth turns into a weird shape because your heart is too big

My heart was so big, my mouth looked like a donut.

I kissed my dog and my mouth turned into a weird face.

My brother's heart is too big, and it looks like a pancake.

6

A hug but for your lips

I gave my crush a kiss-hug and it was like a warm blanket.

My mom gave me a kiss-hug and it felt like magic.

My brother did a kiss-hug and it was like a disaster.

7

What you do to your lover when you're so happy you could puke

I kissed my girlfriend and I felt like I was going to explode.

My dad kissed my mom and it was like a fireworks show.

I kissed my best friend and it was like a party in my mouth.