A Kiril

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A hot Russian guy with the worst jokes ever, but he'll do anything for you, like dig a hole to the center of the Earth just to make you laugh. Every girl secretly wants to be his girlfriend, even if he smells like old socks and bad decisions.

'Kiril, I'll marry you if you promise to never stop telling me your dumb jokes.'

'He dug a hole to the center of the Earth just to get a pizza. What's not to love?'

'He’s the reason I skipped school today. He’s that good.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Getting caught with weed, alcohol, or anything illegal. Like being busted with a whole bag of weed while your mom is out of town and your dog is watching.

'Caught with a bag of weed and my dog knew. I was doomed.'

'Got caught with alcohol at 12. My mom was not happy.'

'Caught with a whole stash of weed. I might as well have been a drug dealer.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A guy with a huge penis who can get any girl. He's smart, strong, and has the face of a god. Also, he’s the type of guy who makes your heart skip a beat.

'He walked in, and I was gone. His penis was just the extra.'

'He’s got a face that could make a statue jealous.'

'He’s got the body of a god and the penis of a legend.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

The most average Russian. He’s not loud, not smart, and he’s probably eating pizza for lunch. But he’s the most normal one out of all the Russians.

'He’s the normal one. The rest of them are crazy.'

'He eats pizza for lunch and calls it a meal.'

'He’s the average Russian. The rest of them are weird.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

The smartest Russian. He can solve math problems in his head and knows all the secrets of the universe. He's like a genius with a Russian accent.

'He solved a math problem in his head. I was jealous.'

'He’s got the brain of a genius and the charm of a Russian.'

'He knows everything. Even the secret of the universe.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A guy who can talk to you for hours, even if you're just making small talk. He’s got the nicest smile and the best personality. He’s also the type of guy who will fight for you, even if you don’t deserve it.

'He talked to me for hours. I didn’t even want to stop.'

'He’s got the nicest smile. It could make a statue laugh.'

'He fought for me even though I was a complete mess.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A guy who sleeps with half the population and has an average-sized penis. He uses it like it’s a miracle for about 3 minutes and then moves on to the next girl. His nose is so big, people say it’s like Rasputin’s penis.

'He sleeps with half the class. I was jealous.'

'His nose is so big, it’s like Rasputin’s penis.'

'He used his penis like it was a miracle. For 3 minutes.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago