a Kirby Christmas

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When your holiday is ruined by lazy Niggas who come to steal your food and your peace.

My cousin showed up with 8 people and took the last pizza.

My mom’s holiday party turned into a free-for-all because of my uncle’s friends.

I had to eat cereal for Christmas because my brother’s friends showed up and took everything.

When Niggas crash your Christmas like they own the place and expect free snacks.

My neighbor came in like he lived here and took the cookies from the table.

My cousin’s friend showed up with 4 of his friends and took the last turkey.

My aunt’s holiday cheer turned into a fight over who took the last piece of cake.

When Niggas show up at your house and don’t leave until they’ve stolen everything and your sanity.

I had to eat cold pizza because my cousin’s friends stayed until 2 AM.

My brother’s friends showed up and didn’t leave until they took the last soda.

My mom’s holiday spirit went out the window when my uncle’s group stayed all night.