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When you've been dating for 72 days and you're already tired of pretending you're in love.

'I’ve been dating him for 72 days. I still don’t know why I’m still with him.'

'72 days is a long time. I've already moved on. He hasn’t.'

'72 days and I still haven't kissed him. I’m done.'

A talent-less, fake ass celebrity who lives in Beverly Hills and thinks she’s a goddess because she put 85% of her body in a tanning bed and a plastic surgeon’s pocket.

'I’m not just a celebrity. I’m a goddamn miracle.'

'I don’t need talent. I have a tanning bed and a surgeon.'

'I’m a god. You’re just a mortal. You don’t deserve me.'

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A girl who’s only famous because of her ass and a bad sex tape that made everyone laugh.

'I didn’t need a talent show. I had a sex tape and a big ass.'

'I’m famous because I had sex with Ray J and he was still confused.'

'My ass is famous. I just let it happen.'

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A fake, untalented bitch who thinks she’s amazing because she made a reality show with her equally untalented family and a big ass.

'I’m not untalented. I’m just more famous than you.'

'I have a reality show. You just have a job.'

'I don’t need talent. I need a big ass and a good camera.'

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A tiny, fake person who lives in a hole and thinks she’s a celebrity because she has a big ass and a bad reality show.

'I’m not a Hobbit. I’m a celebrity.'

'I live in a hole. I’m also famous.'

'I’m a Hobbit and a celebrity. That’s a lot.'

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A fake celebrity who thinks she’s famous because she has a big ass and a reality show, even though no one knows how she became famous.

'I’m famous. You’re just jealous.'

'I didn’t do anything. I just got famous.'

'No one knows how I became famous. I’m just famous.'

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A fake celebrity who’s so untalented that even 14-year-old girls think she’s perfect, even though she’s just a cum bucket who eats plastic and lies on reality shows.

'I’m perfect. You’re just a cum bucket.'

'I don’t need talent. I have a cum bucket and a reality show.'

'I’m famous. You’re just a 14-year-old girl who thinks I’m perfect.'

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