Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A kevin is a smelly, lazy, rat-bag who never showers and smells like a dead sock. They’re the kind of person who follows you everywhere and has zero friends.

'Why are you still breathing? I thought you died weeks ago.'

'You’re a kevin. I’ve seen worse.'

‘I don’t even know why I’m talking to you.’

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When you type something wrong, but the wrong thing still makes sense and messes with everyone’s head even more.

'I wanted to say ‘bake’ but typed ‘bike’ and no one noticed.’

'I wrote ‘beast’ but it was ‘beast’ and now I’m confused.’

‘I meant ‘cat’ but it turned into ‘bat’ and no one knew what I meant.’

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A kevin is the kind of guy who makes your heart go ‘thump thump’ and your brain go ‘what the hell is happening?’ He’s sweet, funny, and never lets you feel stupid.

‘He told me I was a genius and I believed him.’

'He made me laugh so hard I cried.'

‘He’s like my personal superhero.’

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Kevinism is a cult where people bath in noodles and worship a guy named Kevin. It’s the worst religion ever, but they’re super into it.

‘I got baptised in noodles and I don’t regret it.’

'Kevinism is like the worst religion ever, but I love it.'

‘They think Kevin is a god. I think he’s a rat.’

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Kevinism is the religion where Kevin Karakas is like a god, and Emil is the prophet. It’s the best religion ever, even if it’s completely made up.

‘I believe in Kevin Karakas and I will never doubt him.’

'Kevinism is the only religion I need.'

‘Prophet Emil is my hero.’

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A kevin is a guy who smells like heaven, has the best laugh, and makes you feel like the best version of yourself. He’s the kind of guy who makes your heart go ‘thump thump’.

‘He smelled like heaven and I fell in love.’

'He made me laugh so hard I cried.'

‘He’s my soul mate, and I know it for sure.’

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A kevin is the best friend you could ever have. He’s funny, he’s soft, and he’s the kind of guy who will crack a joke when you need it most.

‘He’s the kind of friend who would sit with me for hours.’

'He’s like my best friend and my hero.’

‘He makes everything better and I can’t live without him.’

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