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A brain-dead white girl who thinks she's the shit and doesn't know how to take a punch
You ever seen a girl trip over her own feet and still act like it was a plan?
She called me a 'bitch' in front of 20 people and didn't even know why.
She tried to text me and spelled 'bitch' as 'bitc' and still thought it was cool.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Kenzie is a hyper, loud, and emotional mess who thinks she's the center of the universe, but she'll still try to make you happy even if you hate her
She danced in the hallway during lunch and cried when no one clapped.
She texted me 10 times in a row just to say 'hi' and then asked if I was 'feeling down' because I didn't respond.
She told me she 'loved me' in front of the whole class and then ran away crying.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A girl who can be sweet, but she'll also cuss you out if you don't listen to her
She told me to 'shut up' when I laughed at her for spilling her coffee.
She said I was a 'douche' for not giving her my phone password.
She gave me a hug and then said I was 'the worst friend ever' because I didn't text her back.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A girl who takes a lot of crap, but still wants you to be happy even if you're a total loser
She let me fail math and still said I was 'the best friend ever' just because I gave her candy.
She told me I was 'beautiful' even though I wore socks with sandals.
She let me cheat on a test and then said I was 'a genius' even though I got a C.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Kenzie is a funny, sarcastic, and dramatic girl who thinks she's the best, but she's also a total emotional wreck and needs a good boyfriend
She told me she 'died inside' when I said I didn't like her joke.
She cried in the hallway because her crush didn't text her back.
She told me I was 'the worst' and then asked if I wanted to be friends again.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Kenzie is a super cool, funny, and strong girl who loves Nuttella, hates boys, and will make your life better if you're lucky enough to know her
She ate Nuttella straight out of the jar and still said it was 'the best thing ever' even though it was messy.
She told me I was 'the worst' but still hung out with me anyway.
She called her crush a 'douchebag' and still said I was 'the best friend ever'.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Kenzie is a perfect, beautiful, and amazing girl who's kind, funny, and will make you the happiest person in the world if you're lucky enough to date her
She told me I was 'the best friend ever' even though I laughed at her for falling off the stairs.
She said I was 'beautiful' even though I wore socks with sandals.
She said she would 'die' if I didn't text her back and then told me I was 'the best friend ever' after that.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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