A Ken

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A ken is a Scottish way of saying, 'I know,' but it’s also a way of telling someone to shut up because they’re being annoying.
'A ken,' he said, rolling his eyes at my stupid question.
She said, 'A ken,' and walked away like I was a kid who couldn’t tie his shoes.
He yelled, 'A ken!' when I asked if the sky was blue again.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A ken is like those stupid puzzles from Japan that Americans force on kids, but way worse because they’re trying too hard to be smart.
'Why do we have to solve this ken puzzle?' I asked my teacher.
My brother said, 'This ken is easier than my math test.'
I texted my friend, 'This ken is killing me.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A ken is when someone uses a fancy word or phrase in a poem to sound cool, but it's just confusing and makes no sense.
'He used a ken in his poem,' said my English teacher, 'and it made no sense.'
I read the poem and said, 'What the hell is a ken?'
My friend said, 'That ken is worse than my math test.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A ken is someone who’s awesome but weird, like they’re fun and smart, but you never know if they’re going to be nice or start a fight.
'He’s a ken,' my friend said, 'so don’t expect him to be nice all the time.'
She said, 'He’s a ken, so be ready for anything.'
He said, 'I’m a ken, so don’t be surprised if I turn on you.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A ken is someone who is basically a god, with amazing hair, good shoes, and a sense of humor that’s so good, it’s like he’s got a special gift from heaven.
'He’s a ken,' my teacher said, 'so don’t be surprised if he saves your life.'
She said, 'He’s a ken, so he’s basically a god.'
He texted me, 'I’m a ken, so I’m pretty awesome.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A ken is a guy who acts like a shy nerd but has a big penis that’s so big, it could be its own personality.
'He’s a ken,' my friend said, 'so don’t be surprised if he’s got a big penis.'
She said, 'He’s a ken, so he’s got a big penis and no idea how to use it.'
He said, 'I’m a ken, so I’ve got a big penis and no shame.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A ken is a Scottish word that means 'know,' but it also means 'do you get it?' like you're talking to a kid who's been stuck in a cave for years.
'A ken,' he said, 'do you get it yet?'
She said, 'A ken, do you know what I mean?'
He texted me, 'A ken, do you get it?'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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