a Kelly Night

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a Kelly night is when you lose all your clothes because you're too lazy to wear them and too drunk to care. it also means you eat like a pig and drink until you’re a puddle.
i woke up with no pants and a taco in my hand
my shirt is now a napkin
i wore my pants as a hat and it was a fashion statement
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a Kelly night is when you strip down to your birthday suit because you’re too lazy to take your clothes off properly. you also eat fast food like it’s your last meal and drink like you’re trying to die.
i turned my shirt into a burrito
my pants are now a blanket
i ate a whole fry with my hands like it was a crime
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a Kelly night is when you lose your clothes because you’re too stupid to keep them on. you also eat like a pig and drink like you're trying to forget your life.
i wore my socks as gloves and it was a masterpiece
my shirt is now a napkin and i don’t care
i drank so much i forgot my name
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