A Kasper Grønkjær

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When you forget to pull your parachute in Call of Duty Warzone and crash like a fat kid hitting the ground after getting kicked out of the lunch line.

I tried to fly, but I just fell like a sack of bricks.

My parachute was on, but I forgot to pull it. I landed like a pancake.

I came in like a boss, then I fell like a rookie.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you waste 40 sniper bullets and still miss every shot, like you're trying to shoot a ghost with a broken gun.

I shot 40 times and missed every one. I'm not a sniper, I'm a ghost hunter.

I used all my bullets, and I still missed. I'm worse than a blind kid in the dark.

I fired like a madman, and I still couldn't hit anything.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you make a stupid play and everyone on the team starts yelling at you like you just spilled coffee on their favorite shirt.

I did a stupid move, and my team yelled at me like I had a bad smell.

I messed up, and my teammates were like, 'What the hell is wrong with you?'.

I made a bad play, and my team started screaming like I had insulted their mom.

by Slangipedia 16d ago