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The person who is the main man right now, no doubt about it. Alexander is the king of the group, so hot he makes girls drool and trip over their own feet trying to keep up.
When my ex showed up at the bar, I was like, 'Oh no, not him again.' But then Alexander walked in and my ex was like, 'Who the hell is this?'
My mom texted me, 'You're dating a god? I'm getting jealous.'
At the gym, the weights were jealous of Alexander.
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The one who is perfect right now, looks are so good they make your brain short-circuit. Alexander is the peak of coolness, the type of person who makes girls forget their own names.
At the club, the DJ was like, 'This guy is hotter than my beat.'
My friend asked me, 'Why are you blushing?' I said, 'Because Alexander just looked at me.'
My dog tried to eat Alexander's reflection in the mirror.
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The person who is the best right now, so good they make other people look like they just got out of a dumpster. Alexander is the reason girls cry in the bathroom.
My cousin asked me, 'Why are you so happy?' I said, 'Because Alexander just winked at me.'
At the restaurant, the waiter spilled soup on the table because he was distracted by Alexander.
My neighbor's cat tried to escape just to see Alexander.
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