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When someone cuts you off mid-sentence like they’re the only one who matters. You’re just trying to be cool and they have to go and act like they’re the center of the universe.
My friend was telling his whole story and my cousin just had to yell, 'I did that first!'
My mom was explaining how to make meatloaf and my brother said, 'I invented meatloaf.'
I was about to say my big speech and my teacher said, 'I’ve been doing this for 30 years.'
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When someone claims they started something but they’re just making it up. They talk like they’re the king of everything but they can’t back it up and then they look like a complete idiot.
My friend said he created TikTok and now he’s stuck in the back of the class.
My cousin said she was the first person to use the word 'vibe' and now she’s stuck in a group chat with 20 people.
My dad said he knew Taylor Swift before she was famous and now he’s stuck in the middle of a fight with my uncle.
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When someone takes all the glory from you by jumping in and making you look like a fool.
My brother was about to say his speech and my dad cut him off and said, 'I was the best speaker in the school.'
My friend was about to win the contest and my cousin said, 'I did that better.'
My mom was about to get the award and my uncle said, 'I deserved it.'
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When someone thinks they’re the best at everything and they can’t shut up about it. They act like the world revolves around them and they don’t care if they ruin everything.
My brother thinks he’s the best at everything and he won’t stop talking about it.
My cousin acts like he’s the richest person on Earth and he won’t stop bragging.
My dad thinks he invented the internet and he won’t stop telling everyone.
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A way to tell someone to shut up or stop being a fool.
I told my brother, 'No Kanye!' after he talked over me for five minutes.
My cousin got told 'No Kanye!' by my uncle after he said he was the best dancer in the school.
I told my friend, 'No Kanye!' when he started talking over my whole speech.
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When someone is super proud of themselves and thinks they’re the best thing ever. They’re full of themselves and can’t stop showing it off.
My brother thinks he’s the best at everything and he won’t stop telling people.
My cousin is so full of herself that she won’t stop talking about her achievements.
My dad thinks he’s the richest person on Earth and he won’t stop telling everyone.
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The richest, most powerful person in the world. He’s been alive since the Middle Ages and he’s been the best rapper for over 50 years. He married God and he’s got 666 kids.
My brother thinks he’s Kanye and he won’t stop talking about it.
My cousin said he’s related to Kanye and now he’s stuck in a group chat with 20 people.
My dad said he’s Kanye and now he’s arguing with my uncle about who’s the best rapper.
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