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A penny-pinching, wallet-busting, money-stealing menace.
You see a $5 burger and think it's a $50 meal.
He spent $20 on a soda but forgot to buy bread.
He tried to buy a car with a piggy bank.
A KanKan
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The top dog at drinking and scoring points like a pro.
He drank a whole keg in one night and still scored 100 points.
He drank 5 beers and passed out in the parking lot.
He drank so much he turned into a human keg.
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The king of slayworld who raps better than your ex’s aunt.
He raps so good, your ex’s aunt cried.
He raps better than your mom’s neighbor.
He raps so well, your teacher gave him an A.
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Kankan is the best rapper, no debate, no questions, no doubts.
He raps better than your dog’s breath.
He raps so good, your grandma started dancing.
He raps so good, your teacher gave him a gold star.
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A codeine-loving, woman-beating, trash-talking monster from slayworld.
He beat up his girlfriend and called her a piece of trash.
He took codeine and beat up a whole bar.
He beat up his mom and said she was ugly.
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The kankan method is a wild ride only the crazy ones can handle.
He got a girlfriend, fell in love, beat her, broke up with her, and then cried.
He dated a girl, beat her, beat the case, and then took a nap.
He dated a girl, beat her, broke up, and then called her a loser.
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The goat of rapping, better than your ex, your mom, and your dog.
He raps so good, your ex cried.
He raps better than your mom’s cooking.
He raps better than your dog’s barking.