Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A number so huge it makes your brain explode. Also called a "shit ton" because it"s so much it"s not even funny anymore.

I have a kajillion problems and I"m not even exaggerating.

You said you had a kajillion chores? I have a kajillion chores and I"m still alive.

He ate a kajillion burgers and now he"s a human burger.

2

1000 bajillion. Which is like a thousand of something already huge. So it"s basically a number that doesn"t make sense.

She has 1000 bajillion followers. I have 2 followers and I"m crying.

This game has 1000 bajillion levels. I quit after 3.

He made 1000 bajillion mistakes. His teacher is dead.

3

A number so big it"s like saying you have more socks than the entire universe. Usually used when someone is lying.

I have a kajillion socks. You have 3 and you"re lucky.

He said he had a kajillion friends. He has 2 and they hate him.

She claimed she had a kajillion pets. She has a goldfish and a parrot.

4

A number that is like saying you have more pizza slices than the sun. It"s really big but not quite infinity.

I ate a kajillion pizza slices. I now live in a pizza box.

He has a kajillion pizza slices. He is now a pizza god.

She has a kajillion pizza slices. She is now a pizza monster.

5

A number so big it"s bigger than infinity. Which is already impossible. So it"s like a number that breaks the laws of physics.

I have a kajillion problems. Infinity has problems too.

This number is bigger than infinity. Infinity is now crying.

He has a kajillion problems. The universe is now his enemy.

6

A band from Oakland that sounds like a group of people screaming into a blender. Also known as the worst musical group ever.

I heard a kajillion playing music. It was like a blender exploded.

My cousin joined a kajillion. Now he can"t stop screaming.

The kajillion played a concert. I now have a headache and a broken eardrum.

7

Half of 2 kajillion dollars. Which is like having a million dollars but still being broke.

I have half of 2 kajillion dollars. I still can"t afford pizza.

He has half of 2 kajillion dollars. He spends it all on video games.

She has half of 2 kajillion dollars. She now has a billion dollars but still needs more.