a kaiser

The class went dead quiet when the teacher said, 'It’s time for a kaiser.'

He stood up in the middle of the lunchroom and started a kaiser about how he would beat up the principal.

My mom tried to kaiser me into doing the dishes, but I ran away.

My history teacher said, 'Kaiser is like a king, but with more hairspray and less patience.'

When I asked what a Kaiser was, my brother said, 'It’s a peacock king who thinks he owns the world.'

I told my friend, 'You’re like a kaiser, but with more drama and less power.'

I kaisered my team in Clash of Clans by attacking the wrong village and losing all our troops.

My friend kaisered the whole match by accidentally donating 10,000 gold to the enemy.

I kaisered my team in a game by dying before the boss fight even started.

My teacher said, 'A kaiser is just a stick. I don’t know why you’re talking about it.'

I asked, 'What is a kaiser?' and my friend said, 'It’s a stick. That’s it.'

He said, 'You’re a kaiser.' I said, 'A stick? That’s it?'

My dad said, 'Kaiser is the best player ever. He’s got the hair and the game.'

I told my friend, 'Kaiser is like the king of football, and he looks good doing it.'

He said, 'Kaiser is the only man who can beat up a whole team and still look cool.'

My friend said, 'Kaiser is the best boyfriend ever. He’s kind, funny, and only dates hot girls.'

I told my crush, 'Kaiser is perfect, but only if you’re not a ginger.'

He said, 'Kaiser is the guy who loves you, but only if you’re pretty.'

My roommate caught me kaisering and said, 'You’re gonna be the laughing stock of the dorm.'

I tried to kaiser in the bathroom, but my sister walked in and saw everything.

He said, 'You kaisered me in the middle of my homework!'