a justin gilbert

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a justin gilbert is a guy with eyes so bad he needs glasses so thick they look like they were made by a mad scientist and he can stare right through your skull but he still manages to swing the bat like a champ
he wore his glasses and looked at me like he was gonna pull my brain out through my ears
i asked him if he could see the ball and he said it looked like a blurry orange
he hit a home run and i swear the glasses made his eyes glow
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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a justin gilbert is a dude whose glasses are so thick you think he’s wearing a pair of binoculars and he can see your soul but still swings the bat like he’s trying to knock down a wall
he put on his glasses and looked at me like he was gonna read my thoughts
he said the ball looked like a blurry tomato and still hit it out of the park
he stared me down with those glasses and i felt like i was gonna cry
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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a justin gilbert is a person with glasses so thick they look like they were glued on and he can see your soul but still manages to hit the ball like a boss
he looked at me with those glasses and i felt like he could see my mom
he said the ball looked like a smushed orange and still hit it far
he wore his glasses and i swear he could see my lunch
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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