Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A jail for kids who are too old to be kids but not old enough to be cool.

My cousin got stuck in junior high and now he thinks he's a king.

I swear, junior high is just a prison for kids who have no life.

Junior high is where kids get stuck between being a baby and being a beast.

2

A school where your face turns into a mess and your brain turns into a question mark.

My face is like a pizza after a week at junior high.

I went to junior high and now I don't know who I am.

Junior high makes you look like a raccoon who got hit by a truck.

3

A place where everyone is a clown but only the cool ones get the spotlight.

I was a clown at junior high and nobody even noticed me.

The cool kids get the spotlight, and the rest of us are just background noise.

Junior high is where you try to be funny but end up being weird.

4

A place where you sweat, you stink, and you get stuck with the worst people.

I sweat so much in junior high, I could be a human sauna.

Junior high is like being stuck in a room with your worst enemies.

At junior high, you don't just smell bad, you stink like a garbage can.

5

A place where boys shrink and girls turn into hoes in three years.

My brother went to junior high and now he's like a shrimp.

Girls in junior high turn into hoes overnight.

Junior high is where boys lose height and girls lose their minds.

6

A school where you can’t keep a crush for more than two weeks and everyone is a drama queen.

My crush broke up with me after two weeks, junior high is brutal.

At junior high, you can't even keep a crush for two weeks.

Junior high is like a soap opera with real people.

7

A place where boys are f-boys and girls are hoes and everyone thinks they are the king or queen of the world.

The boys in junior high think they're the kings of the world.

The girls in junior high are just hoes who think they're cool.

Junior high is where f-boys and hoes rule the world.