Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fart so strong it smells like your grandpa’s socks after a week in a landfill.

My cousin’s fart smelled like he’d been eating rotten eggs and gym socks.

The fart hit me like a slap from the devil.

I swear the fart was so strong it made my dog run out of the room.

2

A fart so messy you need toilet paper like you’re cleaning up after a toddler.

I had to wipe three times just to get rid of that fart.

The fart left a trail of mess like a kid spilled pudding.

After that fart, I had to clean my seat like it was a crime scene.

3

A fart that’s so wet it feels like your butt is leaking liquid.

That fart was so wet, I swear my pants were about to drown.

It was like my butt was spitting out water.

I had to take a sip of water after that fart.

4

A fart that sounds like you just peed out a waterfall.

That fart sounded like a waterfall crashing into a sewer.

It was so loud, I thought the toilet was exploding.

My neighbor heard it and asked if I was dying.

5

A fart so big it makes your whole body vibrate like you’re in a earthquake.

That fart was so big, it felt like my butt was doing the cha-cha.

I could feel the fart in my chest like it was a heartbeat.

It was like my whole body was farting at once.

6

A fart that comes out like a jet engine and still smells like it’s on fire.

That fart was like a jet engine roaring in my bathroom.

I swear the fart was smoking like a chimney.

It was so loud and smelly, I thought my butt had caught on fire.