a josh-poole

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A total goofball with a nose like a schnozzle and runs like a clumsy T-Rex who just ate a truck. He talks like a broken kazoo full of farts.
Josh tried to run from a cop and tripped into a bush. He looked like a confused squirrel with a face.
He tried to explain his plan and it sounded like a goat chewing gravel.
He sneezed so hard it looked like a volcano exploded in his face.
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That moment at a restaurant when you inhale so much MSG you turn into a human meatball and your nose looks like it's about to take over your face.
I ate three bowls of soup and now my nose is the size of a football.
He sniffed the chicken and his nose grew like it was on a growth spurt.
She took one bite and her face turned into a cartoon.
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