a Jordan

Bro, you're a Jordan again. You missed the whole match because you were playing Fortnite until 2 a. m.

Man, I texted you 10 times and you didn't reply. You're a Jordan.

You're a Jordan again. You're gonna be alone forever if you keep this up.

He was the best guy ever, and then he just disappeared. You're still thinking about him every day.

You had a crush on him for years, and he never even looked at you twice.

He was the only one who could make you smile, and he never even knew it.

I’m still a Jordan fan even though he lost 5 games in a row. He’s the best.

I’m with him no matter what. Even if he loses again, I still believe in him.

He might be losing, but I’m still the biggest Jordan fan ever.

That guy’s a Jordan. He beats me at every game I play.

He’s the best at everything. Even if he’s just playing Mario Kart.

That guy’s a Jordan. He’s the best at everything.

He’s the guy who makes me go crazy. I’d die for him.

He’s the one guy who makes my heart go crazy.

I would do anything for him. He’s the one guy I’d die for.

She’s a total goddess. I’ve never met someone as hot as her.

She’s not just hot. She’s also super smart and never boring.

She’s the best. She’s hot, smart, and never boring.

That guy’s got a penis so big it could beat up Superman.

He’s got a penis that could take down the Hulk.

That guy’s got a penis so big it could beat up a superhero.