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when a guy starts feeling up a girl’s butt inside a car on the way to school because he’s too dumb to wait until he gets there

I got caught fingering my crush’s butt in the back of a minivan. The driver laughed and said I was a walking disaster.

He was so busy fingering her ass, he missed his exit and ended up at the wrong school.

I told my friend I was fingering a girl’s ass in the back of a car. He said I was doing it wrong because he was doing it in a truck.

when a guy pulls a lemming out of a panda’s butt while a random guy in a bus watches it all happen

I pulled a lemming out of a panda’s butt while a guy on a bus screamed, ‘What the hell is happening?!’

He tried to extract a lemming from a panda, and the bus driver had to pull over because he was laughing too hard.

The guy in the bus was so confused, he started drawing what he saw on the window with a marker.