a "jonny" good night out

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a wild night out in Brighton's clubs that usually ends with puking, used tampons, huge messes, and sometimes a shirt drenched in blood from a virgin's first time
I came home with a hangover and a broken heart
The toilet looked like a war zone
I wore a shirt that smelled like regret and cherry juice
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a night of clubbing in Brighton that ends with you throwing up, using tampons like they're going out of style, and a toilet that’s basically a crime scene
I didn’t know my tampon had a side hustle
The toilet was a crime scene and I was the detective
I threw up so hard I got a new hairstyle
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a night in Brighton's clubs that ends with you puking, using tampons like they're your best friend, and sometimes a shirt that looks like it was drenched in blood from a virgin’s first time
I came home with a shirt that looked like it had a murder on its hands
My tampon was the hero of the night
I puked so much I got a new nickname: The Vomit King
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