a Jonathan rolon

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A fake name for guys who think they're the best ever, even when they're clearly not

My cousin said he's a Jonathan Rolon. I asked him if he knew what a real one was. He said no, but he still thinks he's better than me.

My teacher called me a Jonathan Rolon because I got a C on my math test and still think I'm a genius.

My dog barks at every person who walks by. I think he's a Jonathan Rolon too.

A made-up title for people who believe they're the top dog, even when they're clearly not

My brother thinks he's a Jonathan Rolon because he beat me at chess once. That was a fluke.

My neighbor said he's a Jonathan Rolon. I told him I had a cat that was better at his job.

My mom calls my dad a Jonathan Rolon every time he forgets to take out the trash.

A fake name for people who think they're the best, but they're actually just average

My friend said he's a Jonathan Rolon because he got a B on his science test. That's not even close to being the best.

I called my brother a Jonathan Rolon because he said he was the best at video games, but he lost to my 10-year-old cousin.

My dad thinks he's a Jonathan Rolon because he can do 10 push-ups. I can do 20 and I'm still not the best.